Slashers are the crazed killers who give us nightmares and dwell in their own horror movie subgenre, and they're some of the most iconic characters in horror movie history despite their gruesome appearances.
Whether you're a fan of Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Leatherface or can't decide which slasher you like best the NeatoShop is your one stop shop for something scary good to wear!
They are the freaky faces of horror
From the classic killers who scared us as a kid
To the modern horror movie murderers who prove slashers are timeless
And a unique method of killing characters
From the straightforward head chop
To the extremely stylized death via bad dream
It doesn't matter how they bag their prey
Because we're gonna keep on tunin' in to see them slash their way to the top!
Slashers are more than just killers
They're artists who love to paint the town red
And masters of surprise
Some slashers are nature lovers
And they almost all do their best work at night
But above all slashers are simply terrifying to behold!
Some slashers are actually on the side of good
But those aren't the kind of slashers that keep us awake at night
And since slashers are such an iconic breed of killer
You'd think they'd all be best friends
Or at least a group of graduates from the same school of slashing
But slashers are so ornery and foul tempered
They don't even get along with each other
And, except for the ones wearing clown white, they don't really spend much time together
They don't like to share their weapons
Or their killing grounds
Because each slasher is made with a different murderous motive in mind
They're all into different, yet equally awful, things
And yet they're all timeless terrors
Transitioning easily from era to era
And continuing to make horror fans hungry for more!
Horror movie fans are always looking for a ghoulishly good way to show love for their favorite movie killers, and now they can find every slasher tee they'll ever need in the NeatoShop!
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With Halloween right around the corner it's the perfect time to complete your killer wardrobe with a slasher themed t-shirt, so head to the NeatoShop and scare up some geeky style today!