People are always debating whether Han shot first or not, but Han's only the star of the show because some sleazy Hutt wrote him into the story. The truth is there was more than one alien on the scene, and the wisecracking one with the perfect hair all over his body shot both first and last. His name was Gordon Shumway, and he was the original owner of the Millennium Falcon before Han came along and cheated him out of his ship and his nickname. Forced to live most of his life in the shadows during the War, Gordon soon found his way to a planet called Earth and started a new life in a nice family's garage...
Tell the untold tale of the galaxy's hairiest duo with this Alf Solo and Friend t-shirt by Alberto83aj, it's one hilarious way to show love for two beloved sci-fi franchises at once!
|My New Friend||Inside Muppets||Graffiti||The Turtles|
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