Chuck Norris Plush Doll Giveaway

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Here's a fact for you: When the Bald Eagle looks up "Freedom" in the dictionary, it'll find the entry for Chuck Norris.

Here's another fact for you: Chuck Norris is too awesome to stay hidden in our warehouse for long. His awesomeness drew us in like a beacon, shining with the intensity of one thousand suns. That awesomeness led us to find a stash of Chuck Norrises in plush doll form in a far corner of the NeatoShop warehouse.

Actually, no. Chuck Norris wasn't hiding. He was just biding his time until he can reward loyal Neatoramanauts with this exclusive giveaway: We have 10 warehouse-find Chuck Norris plush dolls that are calling YOUR name.

This giveaway is exclusive to NeatoMail subscribers, so if you haven't subscribed, well, you won't get a chance to win one. We'll announce the giveaway in our next NeatoMail, so subscribe today! (Don't worry - we won't share your email with anyone).

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