Slovakia Plans to Name a Bridge after Chuck Norris

Slovakia is cleverly and inexpensively rendering its border with Austria completely impregnable. How? It's naming a bridge at a border crossing after action movie hero Chuck Norris:

The actor's work has become a popular source of kitschy fun among Slovaks and a mainstay for local jokes about macho strength and invincibility. [...]

The voting will run until April. As of Thursday, 1,157 votes have backed Norris, 74% of the total, leaving the runner-up "Maria Theresa Bridge" far behind with 8%.

In the comments, describe the properties of the Chuck Norris bridge.

Link -via Marginal Revolution | Image: Cannon Television

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I don't know how this crap ever got started. Chuck Norris is one of the most lame actors I can think of. He's not quite as bad as Steven Seagal,but he is pretty close.
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It doesn't span the water;
the water runs away from it.

There is a toll. You will pay.

It's constructed entirely of
his beard hair and is stronger
than steel.

Cars will stall, refusing to
sully the deck with their
worthless rubber.
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