Jimmy Fallon, the host of The Tonight Show, asked fans to tweet out their favorite lines by their fathers using the hashtag #DadQuotes. Fallon's staff rounded up the best for the show, including these gems.
I've been a father for only 6 years. I hope to become more like these guys as I get older, especially Steve Daly's dad.
-via Tastefully Offensive
Mom: Carpe Diem, honey!
Dad: Carpe a Job, son!