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Get That Smooth Ken Doll Look With A Lean Muscle Suit

Some guys grow up wishing they had Ken’s hair, Ken’s build or Ken’s extremely fashionable girlfriend, but it’s safe to say most guys don’t want Ken’s smooth and featureless nether regions.

But if you’re the one in a billion who actually gets tired of having stuff “down there” you might enjoy sporting one of these Lean Muscle suits from Flex Design Costumes.

It’ll give you that Ken doll feel without the messy surgery or painful recovery, leaving you free to procreate at a future time. That is, if anyone will have you after seeing you in this suit!

These image altering suits come in Lean and Mega Muscle varieties, and while they don't come cheap (lean runs around $900, mega costs $3500) they're cheaper than undergoing radical surgery to become a living doll.

-Via Boing Boing


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