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Human Claw Machine

Claw arcade game machines are good for only one thing: eating children. They rarely pick up any prizes because the claws are too weak to hold any object heavier than a feather.

This variation, though, looks more profitable. It requires a human child for operation. Go get one. I'm not going to ask where you got it. Just get one and come back.


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Once you have the child, strap it into the harness. The child's arms, though weak compared to an adult's, are strong enough to grasp a large amount of loot.

-via Geekologie


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3The kid could fall down the "ejection chute" or onto the wall surrounding the pile of "grabbable stuff", and additionally the helmet carries a cam....
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