Try giving your name to Starbucks and see how they mangle it at the generator What’s My Starbucks Name? Created by Justin Hook (or Jolina, as the generator called him), it is a joke based on a couple of sites that document misspellings of names at Starbucks.
You can give them a second chance by clicking “That’s not what I ordered.”
As you can see, there is no getting my name right, but did they have to be so snarky? -via Laughing Squid