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New Exercise Craze: Getting Chased by Wild Wolves

It’s a prank by the great Obvious Plant, who obviously planted this flyer at his local 24 Hour Fitness gym. It’s 1 of 3 that he’s played on the impressively patient gym staff. Trainer Chuck M. has a brilliant idea for staying in shape. Humans didn’t evolve to sit at desks or ride bikes. Our primitive ancestors didn’t have crossover machines. They got their exercise in everyday life by chasing and being chased by wild animals. So get in shape the natural way.

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This is a Canadian Maple tree tapper! You stick it into the side of a maple tree, screw it in and out, and once you pull it out, the maple sap runs out the hole..

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The scale of this item is what I would need to be accurate, but it could be an object to manually cut the hole in a barrel for the cork to fit through.

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It is a stage screw used to affix scenery to the stage. I used them in high school 20 years ago, but haven't seen them since. It isn't destructive as one poster suggests -- stage floors are self-healing.
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It is a screw that was screwed into a stage floor and then support poles which had hooks on the ends would be attached to the back of stage flats and the other end would hook into the round part of the screw. Thus making the scenery stable.
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Its a stage screw. It is screwed into the deck. Then a stage brace hooks into the screw, and attached to a flat of the set. They arent used much any more, but the theatre I work at still has a bunch of old stage technology like this sitting around
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It's a stage-screw used for old school set construction along with stage-braces. I have 3 of them in my shop and I really only use them to show tech-students how things used to be done.

Score points for the theatre-nerds.
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Properly called a "nipple extractor" and used to extract screws, bolts, valve seats and all other manner of threaded fasteners, hardware and plumbing parts.

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