I had never thought of it, but it's true: President Franklin Pierce, drunk or sober, looks pretty sharp.
43 men have been President of the United States. How effective were they? Nevermind. Here's a better question: how hot were they? The website The Hottest Heads of State has ranked them from scorchin' hot to dull and cold.
I don't agree with all of them. James K. Polk really deserves the #1 position.
And Chet Arthur's muttonchops (which were prehensile, by the way) were awesome, even when he kept them trimmed to an abbreviated two and a half feet long.