Your family deserves better than the chuckles and whispers that will follow from an icicle death on a warm day. Find a better way, such as a fatal blogging accident or being crushed to death under your collection of My Little Pony toys.
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I recall a comic book where the killer used an icicle as an arrow and the murder weapon was never determined. It also reminds me of the story Lamb to the Slaughter, which is available at YouTube.
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