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Turtle Cosmology (Teach The Controversy) - The Truth Is Really Out There!

Turtle Cosmology (Teach the Controversy) by Amorphia Apparel

It's common knowledge that our world resides on a disc which is held aloft by elephants riding on a giant turtle's back as he hurtles through space at an alarming rate, but for those who don't know, or can't quite understand, the Turtle Cosmology theory there's this brightly colored and easy to grasp t-shirt. It should be all you need to share what you believe to be common knowledge with those who are far less knowledgeable, but be forewarned- this shirt may cause verbal conflicts to arise between you, the intelligent wearer of this teaching shirt, and those idiots who believe they live on a round planet!

Spread some fantasy knowledge with this Turtle Cosmology (Teaching The Controversy) t-shirt by Amorphia Apparel, and wear the wisdom of that disc shaped world on your chest!

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