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All About That Paste: Hummus

Comedian and singer Remy Munasifi is all about that paste--the sweet and delicious paste known as hummus. You can eat it by itself or on anything, from pumpkin pie to Fruit Loops. But it must have tahini or it's not real hummus.


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Eat it all! And don't worry about what girls will think when that rich hummus makes you fat:

My mama she told me don't worry about your thighs
She said that girls will not like you--does not matter what your size 

Munasafi's song is a parody of Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass." That song, which is embedded below, is an affirmation of a Rubenesque figure (content warning: foul language).


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