It seems people are growing accustomed to seeing the dead rise from their graves and walk amongst the living, and when folks make a TV show about it the population goes nuts!
But don't forget- a real life zombie apocalypse is no laughing matter, and you're better off being prepared to either smash some zombie skulls or blend in with the walking dead.
The zombie apocalypse doesn't start with a roar- it always starts quietly, with a hungry look in the eye of the infected
Suddenly people around town start looking mighty strange
They start getting all handsy, and toothy, with you, as the infection starts to spread
And before you know it people all around you are hungry for human flesh
The towns are quickly overrun by shambling corpses with insatiable appetites
And sometimes the infection isn't limited to human beings
Which can make for much scares
Even if some of those zombie animals are pretty darn cute
But animal zombies represent an even bigger threat, because their cuteness catches us off guard
And if it spreads to insects, and the bees become zom-bees, we're all doomed!
It's a good thing there are brave souls out there ready to help repel the zombie invasion
Zombie hunters are a proud bunch, and if you've got what it takes they might even show you the ropes
Many of them have been training their whole lives for just such a catastrophe
They know that survival comes with a cost
Sometimes the cost is their very humanity
But most keep on keeping on, hacking and slashing their way through the rotten crowd
Because even though those zombies might have been your family members once upon a time
You can't let sentiment get the better of you if you want to survive
Zombies are mindless eating machines
But like most eating machines they can learn to adapt in order to feed
And will sometimes mimic human behavior to get closer to their next meal
They might even try to act like humans by trancing out on the TV screen
Zombies are known for loving kids shows
And cartoons really keep them entertained
They might even revisit one of their childhood favs
Or watch reruns of their favorite action packed cartoon show
Because let's face it- zombies are like simple minded children
They don't know why they're always shambling around in search of brains
But that doesn't make them any less dangerous
So it's time to either fight, hide or try to fit in
And, as it turns out, it's not too hard to blend in
Zombies love being part of a crowd, so what's a few more cold bodies added to the mix?
Some zombies are so proud of being undead that they form clubs
And wear their rotten affiliation on their sleeve
But most just wander blindly through the afterlife looking for their next meal
And really aren't that scary at all, as long as you're surrounded by friends and plenty of weapons
So cheer up- the zombie apocalypse doesn't have to be the end of the world...if you've got heart!
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