Are you having a bad hair day? Then you must not live inside a shampoo commercial. In that fabled land, your long, flowing locks wave in the breeze like dancing fairies. Each strand keeps perfectly in line and out of your eyes, as Cassandra illustrates in this cartoon.
-via Tastefully Offensive
I used to have hair almost down to my belt - and our son now does - he's 17. We were working on a shop the other day and he went out to the van to get something. Some random passer by said "You need to get a haircut."
Luckily the nice woman over the road who runs the nail bar had previously told him what lovely hair he has - nice comments outnumber the miserable ones by about twenty to one. It's mostly women who seem to like his long hair.