Time travelers come in all shapes and sizes, and from many different walks of life.
Sometimes they're doctors, or scientists, or intrepid adventurers, and sometimes they're just ordinary people brought along on a journey through space and time.
Here's a collection of time travel inspired t-shirts from The NeatoShop, to celebrate the return of our favorite lord of time, and our love of great sci-fi shows and movies!
First off let's discuss what a time traveler is made of- they're a pretty unique bunch:
They have to be brave, and adventurous, and sometimes foolhardy:
It also helps if they're easy going, because a time traveler must able to go with the flow:
Some people dream of traveling through time from the day they're born, and they spend their youth playing a different kind of doctor:
But unless you're born to travel through time, or happen to be a mechanical genius with a firm grasp of quantum physics, the first step to actually jumping into the timestream is to get your hands on a time machine.
Some people are lucky enough to have a time machine show up on their doorstep:
And when you've got it up and running you gotta keep it in tip top shape, consulting the owner's manual whenever it's in need of a tune up:
Just make sure the manual matches the vehicle type, or you might end up chrono creek without a paddle!
Before you go rushing off into another era you may want to learn a thing or two about safely traveling through time, all of which is theoretical, of course:
Or maybe you just need a good friend to help start you on your way to adventure with a handy tool:
Once you've puzzled it all out you're ready to set out on a grand adventure!
You might want to start your journey in the Jurassic era, when famous dinosaurs roamed the Earth:
But don't forget, mess something up in the timestream and things can get all kinds of weird!
Speaking of strange, there are all sorts of strange creatures lurking around on the edge of space and time:
And some really shiny supporting cast members, who are wicked fun to bring along on an adventure:
But there are some folks you'll meet while adventuring that you definitely don't want hanging around your time machine:
If you run in to one of them you might need a disguise so you can make a quick getaway:
Or you can take notes from the master of hiding and learn to hide in plain sight:
Remember, time travel is like one big game, and you gotta take the good with the bad:
But at the end of it all you'll eventually make your way home, even if home isn't quite like you remembered:
Embrace the future, whether it's scary or not, and totally kick buns on your own adventure!
And don't forget to capture the whole thing with a photo, especially when a once in thirteen lifetimes photo-op presents itself:
You're now part of a very cool, very exclusive club, so why not wear your pride on your chest?:
Because time travelers are a really radical bunch!
But what if your friends don't believe you traveled through time? You might need to bring back a souvenir:
Like a gross food product that's only available in the future:
Or a futuristic sound system that will blow your friend's minds with those boop-beep-bop-beep-boop sounds:
Or maybe you just need to accept that time travel is a personal experience, one that changes the traveler forever, and be happy knowing you just traveled through FREAKIN' TIME whether anyone believes you or not!:
Check out The NeatoShop if you need to suit up for an upcoming trip through time and space- there are all kinds of Sci-Fi inspired designs on t-shirts, hoodies, and even kids and baby sized shirts, in case you want to bring the kids along on your next adventure!