If you've never planned a wedding before, you know that the process is frought with a mind-numbing number of details that seem to be ridiculously important at the time, but in the end don't really matter. My sister is currently working with my parents on planning her wedding, and although it's in the initial stages, it looks like this parody might be closer to the truth than Brides Magazine. Warning: Language (F-bombs galore, as it should be). Via Tastefully Offensive.