D.B. Cooper

Either antique welding glasses, or they are used for candling eggs.

Either antique welding glasses, or used for candling eggs.

I believe they are used to see better in bad snowy weather

Craig Clayton

Glasses for people who are easily distracted. They are called

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Ernie Kovacs eyewear.

Snipers glasses
Steve

Glasses to retrain someone with a lazy-eye.

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Focusing in glasses for people who wish to straight ahead
A

Visual Glasses
Invented in 1756 by Benjamin Martin, these were basically the first sunglasses.

They were patented in 1839 by Charles Jachan who wrote "The object of my invention is to protect the eye from too strong a light as much as possible, and this I effect by leaving only a small portion of the surface of the glasses polished and surrounding it with a ground space extending to the circumference or outside rim, intended to obstruct the passage of the rays of light and soften their effect upon the eye, leaving that portion opposite the pupil a small clear circular space."

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Greg Raymers Snake Eye Poker Glasses
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Skull and Swords L

Civil war snipper's glasses

It seems like they were used for some type of dilation purposes.

med, light blue....when life gives you mold.

Victorian Barbie tanning glasses......you know that's why she's blind right......a woman that beautiful can't have it all you know....eyesight, now that is a gift to be proud of.

med....light blue....when life gives you mold.

Rumson I believe has the right answer about the candling of eggs.

I believe steve Pauk has the right answer.. (in case "civil war" was not necessary)

However at a first glance i thougt the glasses where for correcting strabismus...

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They are glasses for voyeurs. The opaqued edges make everything seem as if they are viewing it through a peephole.

If I only had brains. black 2xl

Annie Oakley's target shooting sun glasses.

(to be read in the voice of Gene from "Bob's Burgers")

It's a pair of glasses! With yellow lenses! Alright, yellow lenses! Yellow, yellow, yellow, yay!

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I Make My Own Dance Moves, Large, Military Green

When you think you look cool but, really you are just wearing beer goggles.

type bike - L - ash grey

Those are the precursor to microscopes. The circle in the center magnifies things, while the rest of the lens is meant to help reduce light to make the magnified part more clear.

What happens at grandma's XL blue

Instead of going thru the labor of repainting a room, just put these amber colored glasses on. It'll turn a red room orange, a blue room green. Think of the possibilities!

Break Wind, X-Large, Black

Shooting/Hunting glasses circa 1900's

I'm Irish I only look sweet & innocent small

John Lennon once said "Everything is clearer when you are in love." He must have been wearing these when he married Yoko Ono.

Break Wind, X-Large, Black

Eclipse glasses?

Great Vocab Didn't Save the Thesaurus, L, Gray

They are civil war sniper glasses

I'm just guessing, but looks like eyeglasses for some kind of astigmatism, where a diformation in the cornea makes blurry images, but by seeing from small orifices makes you see fine.

Original 1909 X-Ray Specs.
See the bones in your hand, see through clothes!
Deluxe Version! Send for yours today!

"Paddle Faster" XL

When Superman’s girlfriend, Lois Lane, discovered that he had x-ray vision, she gave him this custom made glasses that prevented his eyes to browse around but only look straight or at her when they went out.

Pigeon bomber, M , Natural

Corrective vision lenses for people who see through rose-colored glasses to help them see the world with more pulp.

I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else
Black XL

Antique sunglasses...my grandfather gave me a pair just like this.

Hippo Potty Mouth, ladies fit, large

Lady Gaga's sunglasses prototype

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT T-Shirt XL

They're glasses for evil, beady-eyed people! (You know, one size fits all beady-eyes...)

Fine Line between Genius
2XL

Maybe they are used for looking through a microscope or telescope. You only see the lens and don't get distracted by light around it.

or they protect your eyes from too much reflected light when you are on snow or ice-fields or mountainclimbing?

They are a pair of 3D glasses from the 19th century, enabling you to see the real true to life sepia tones in 3D.

If I only had brains, black 2xl

Eye training glasses, for G-men in the 30's. They helped develop that penetrating gaze that made the two-bit punks squirm like a toad in a vice while they were getting 'the treatment.'.

Dad, the Myth, THe Man, the Legend, XL grey

These specs where discovered but not utilized during the filming of the Nicholas Cage Movie National Treasure, It was determined that Benjamin Franklin developed the glasses for urologists to better examine urine samples by filtering out the yellow optical wavelength.

I'm Irish I only look sweet & innocent (small)

Either the first sunglasses or glasses meant to hide the eyes of blind people.

Batman Van Goh Large

Glacier Glasses

Glasses for after cataract removal.

If I only had brains black 2xl

Photophobia glasses - for people afraid of the light and just want a peek.

Stop me before I start making sense. Black/Large

Beer Goggles

Uranus is a Gas Giant / Medium

These were specially made for and used when lady Godiva strolled thru town on the horse- So as to not see too much of her naughty bits.
protect your nuts 2 xl

I believe these were made to observe either melted glass or steel to determine if it was at the correct temperature.
protect your nuts 2 xl

They are listed in the 1891 Montgonery Wards Catalog as Target Shooting glasses. Maybe to train the eye on the sights of the rifle or shotgun. Anyway, they were 28 cents each.

these are cyclops' vintage hipster lazer-eye-blocking sunglasses. hipsters ruin everything- with lazer eyes...

paddle faster... XL

This is a 19th Century training device for OB-GYN specialists

Mmm... Pi XL

In the old days, antiques weren't what they are now, and shooting galleries were all the rage. The most popular being the "antique shooting" galleries. That's right, you could shoot at fine china plates and stemware, but, they made you wear these funny yellow glasses, or they wouldn't let you do it. You guessed it, these are "antique shooting" glasses. If you hit 3 plates in a row you won a neat-o-rama t-shirt.

Well, they are not rose colored glasses.

Glasses that help prevent snow blindness.

X-Ray Glasses.

It could also be special eyewear for Natural horsemanship Jockes, to show the horses that they are not the only one looking stupid carrying Blinders (also known as blinkers or winkers)...

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Reading glasses for yellow journalism.

If I only had brains black 2xl

The first version of Zaphod Beeblebrox'

"Peril Sensitive Sunglasses"

Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.

They are acutally in a half closed state preventing you from seeing anything within the periphery that might alarm you...

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Butchers glasses..

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Republicans glasses! you know narrow sight. thats what they use when writing new bills.