The Most Groan-Inducing Baby Names of 2013


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I proposed "Svetlana" for our second daughter. Or, if we had a boy, "Bruce Wayne." My wife said, quite firmly, no. She said that Svetlana was too exotic and that no explanation was necessary for Bruce Wayne.

In my defense, I must say that my proposals were established names correctly spelled. Some parents, however, do not take this approach. The U.S. Social Security Administration recently released its data on baby names for 2013. Nameberry, a website devoted to baby naming, informs us of the bad news:

As you might imagine, most of these names are pretty far out on the ledge.  There are lots of kree8tiv spellings of more conventional names: Finlea and Massyn, Londonn and Karsan.  There are names from around the world freshly introduced to America: Junhao and Mokshith and Motoki.  There are original combo names — Charlotterose and Marcusjames — and there are new word names and place-names and surname-names — Revelation and Tokyo and Thoreau — and there are even a couple of wonderful old names revived for the modern world: Hypatia and Thisbe, Romilly and Calisto.

But all these newborn names look downright sedate compared to a handful of choices it’s hard to believe were given to even one baby, much less five….or ten….or 63.

Yes, 63 girls were named Vanellope. 5 were named Sierraleone. 10 boys were named Rydder. 5 were named Subaru (hopefully after the constellation, not the car company).

You can read the rest of Nameberry's list here.

-via io9

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No idea what they're selling but by just looking I'm guessing its a pharmacy? Maybe they're like riteaid or CVS. I'm going to guess they have some sort of card they want people to get for some sort of "wellness" program, and at the same time those names will just be sold to some advertiser who wants to sell them something. You know... like in the States.
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Marishka is spot-on correct.

The story was about the cat's adventures in trying to find a rare plant to cure the owner. After travelling the globe, the cat found the plant. But it was dead.

Returning to his homeland dejected, the cat saw the same rare plant in Mannings' logo. So he went in to buy medicine for his owner. The cat arrives home too late.

But his owner rises from the other side of the bed, healthy and whole. She had been given medicine from Mannings while the cat was away. The end.

Of course, you have to suspend most of your beliefs and go with the fun little story. :)
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Just to add to what KickPuncher said, the point of the ad was that sometimes the things that are good to you are right beside you all along and that Mannings has been there for you for 40 years.
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