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My wife tells me that if we have any more children, carrying and giving birth to them will be my job.

I've seen what's involved. Twice.

I'll pass.

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Did you also notice that his wife's counter is at zero?

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I spend as many hours as I can with my kids. I know someday i'm not gonna be their best friend to come hang out with. I have put all personal projects and hobbies on hold for a few years. It's 100% worth it!

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My two kids have band practice until dark, then hours of homework. I had to make an appointment to help one apply for college and give the other a driving lesson.

Now I'm all verklempt.

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This is my exact thought when my son asks me to fight (Nerf) swords. Drop what you're doing.

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