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Man Asks Reporter out on a Date on Live TV in front of a Wildfire


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A wildfire is raging near Los Angeles. The sky near your home is filled with smoke. Firefighters are trying to prevent your neighborhood from burning down. There are news crews on the scene shooting footage of what they regard as a disaster area. What time is it?

Yep. It's time to go pick up some girls.

This man saw an opportunity. There was a lovely young lady down by the curb. So he slipped off his shirt (gotta show off those muscles), picked up his puppy (chick bait), and went in search of some action.

Courtney Friel, a reporter with KTLA, turned him down. Alas, his game was not up to snuff.

I wouldn't be so sure, Mrs. Friel. To some men, that's actually attractive.

-via Dave Barry


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I think it could be a device for storing fischerman`s hooks and or leaders ... (even thoug i can not see any wear aused by a fishing line)

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A stand for placing freshly painted or enameled goods for drying...

(even thoug i can not see any paint or enamel on the device)

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This is the original form of a tool now made of plastic that you place in the center of a pizza in preparation for delivery. Because pizza boxes have a wide surface area, there is a risk of something crushing the box down onto the pizza which can damage the enjoyment of eating it. Delivering mushed pizzas can also hurt the pizza companies image. I believe this dates back to the latter half of the 19th century.
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Around the turn of the century, a strange attraction was popular for an extremely short time: Mouse Circuses. These were created because of the flea shortage of 1908. Small circus acts were taught to mice. Mice arialists, high wire and slack wire walkers, diving mice, mice shot out of a tiny cannon, and most popular, the mouse strong man act. This is the barbell from that act, without the weights attached. Surprisingly, the demise of the mouse circus was not due to the arrival of cheap foreign fleas starting in 1910, but because of the "mouse doping" scandal of 1909, where it was discovered that many of the mice were using steroids. Every word is true. Except the ones that aren't.
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It's a key for replacing cleats in sport shoes, i.e. golf cleats. The replaceable cleats have two or four 'female' notches to receive the prongs from the key and they are screwed into place.

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Albert Einstein's hair curlers... unfortunately they tended to make his hair more messy than stylishly curled.

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It is a well used 'Plunge-Fork' for eating live eels. Its a bit of a acquired taste, but in Mibelsten Wisconson they still hold the 'Ael festivel' with four metric tonnes of eels being consumed by local and visitors. Mibelsten is also famous for being the setting for several urban legends about insane townsfolk killing travelers and satanic rituals. It doesn't appear on maps, but you can find it by asking around.

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I thik it could be the doohickey to be layed on the floor, for hurting parents stepping on it, before they invented these colorful interlocking plastic LEGO bricks...

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It's a victorian ear stud. Now naturally one would have to keep such radical appearance secret so they would tuck it under their powdered wigs when going out in public or to a fancy occassion.

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Back in the day, when there were no watches,they had portable Sun Dial. The Sun dial was crafted so you can balance it on the palm of your hand; it incorporates cardinal directions(little studs on the side),numbers that are located beneath the top part, and little metal legs that cast a perfect shadow on your hand.
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It's a type of knitting jig for knitting small tubes, especially the fingers of gloves.

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