Man in Cookie Monster Onesie Arrested for Theft

(Unrelated photo via eBay seller snoozleshop)

Police in Friendswood, Texas say that a witness claimed to see 2 men sneak into a construction site. When cops pulled them over, the suspects had stolen rebar pipes and hurricane fencing in a trailer. Police arrested both of the men, one of whom was wearing a Cookie Monster onesie at the time.

If you need a cookie fix, get help. Don't resort to crime. Cookies only get stale behind bars.

-via Ace of Spades HQ


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My mother was an avid, accomplished knitter. She would get this sort of magazine so we would be walking around town with the latest fashions (including belted sweater vests). Wish I still had more of her talented work.

Oh yeah, if you want to call this knitter pron. go right ahead. I I think she would have agreed.
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