A View of Sochi from Space

Homer Simpson's comb-over comb?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Chemists-Glassware

Ladies fit, M

Just like the waning fads of style in movie serials such as Flash Gordon and fins on cars of the era, the "streamlined" Multi-Hammer didn't retain popularity either.

Hip-Hip Array XL black

Comb for dredlocks.

I heart science.

The key to start optimus prime and, coincidentally, the key to his heart.
Team Villain Pop Art - T Shirt Medium

A weapon, perhaps an instrument of torture, specifically designed for people who ask, "Can you hear me now?"

Darth Smoke XXL

That is a tool for disassembling square sprocket chain.

Battle Damage - Medium

Salvador Dali's salad fork.

Brushed skull, natural L

A really big saw set for really big saws?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Sailor-Mercury-Art-Nouveau

size M suggested colour

This is obviously a meat tenderizer for zebras

Krypton Man size small

Tension tool for leather belt drives. My grandfather always kept one tied to his belt. When we asked him why, he would become very cross. I've always wondered what happened to my 'Grandpa Hammer.' Ummm, where did you get this?

T Shirt, Good Marx Bad Marx XL blue

Rainbow Dash's rainbow groomer. Her alter ego uses it as a hoof/knuckle duster.
Be Excellent to Each Other, Ladies XL, Black

It's for grooming the sheep that make steel wool.

Thor's pasta fork, Mjafalde!

Thorium XL

It's what was left of Thor's hammer after he messed with Wolverine.

Logic Power Men's med. pls

The only surviving remnant of the battle between Thor and Wolverine.

Moss size XL

That's a portable shovel sharpener.

Thor is trying to keep up with the times posing as a skater, with his Fallen Shoes and modified Fallen logo hammer to match. Don't worry, he still has his winged helmet, but these wings are just stickers.

Alice Tea Time, Navy, M.

Thor's toddler fork.

When Worlds Collide, black XL

Female moose aphrodisiac.

surprise me, size L

Detritus' toothbrush (a troll has to have hygiene you know).

Stop global whining XL

This is Thor's Moustache comb "GreBarten", the lesser known accessory to his famous hammer.

wrong turn, L

Thor's comb. Obviously.

Hammer used for building Stonehenge

"Train Job" or "Main Bridge" XXL

This is obviously an early version of a hand held knife sharpener used by the vikings. Different thickness of different blades can be inserted into the slot and yanked out to 'sharpen' the weapon. Use with only permission from Odin and use the blood of your enemies for proper lubrication.

Doctorama XXL

It's a knuckle sandwich maker. Duh.

Computers are older than many originally thought. This ancient Roman USB thumb drive was recently discovered, alongside the scattered remains of an iron abacus.
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Prancing Pony – XL – Ash Grey

It's Thor's hammer after the Asgardian's unfortunate run-in with a rust monster having the munchies.

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Kodama Sake, Ladies Fit M, please (:

It's a knife duller, for when you've done too much and polished an edge into your butter spreader of choice.

A 'best friends' in S be my presumptuous presumption.

Hagrid's comb.
Great Vocab Didn't Save the Thesaurus From Extinction, Medium, Ladies Fit

This is the honorary key to the International Museum of Leaf Removal Technologies, featuring over 2500 different rakes, yard brooms, "foliage scufflers," "detritus dedistributors," and other such lawn care implements.

Located in Carthage, Missouri (known as the "Maple Leaf Capital"), the museum hosts a symposium once a year to discuss the latest updates to this centuries-old practice of scraping tree waste from the surrounding environs, and the paper which is considered "best in show" receives the "Palme d'Floor" and this special key, thought to resemble one of the rakes used by the keepers of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

Wrong Sword, 2XL

A spatula for grilling spaghetti.

Inappropriate red L