Kama Sutra for Couples Who Have Been Dating for Over Three Years

In this article at McSweeney's, you can just assume that the euphemism "dating" means "living together." Unless that's what "dating" means these days. There is adult subject matter, but there are no pictures and it really doesn't need a NSFW warning. If that isn't depressing enough, here's a sample.

“The Standing Chef”

Make a move on your partner while she is in the kitchen making pasta. Press her against the stove, which she will remind you is on. Nod as she sighs and says that the kitchen has become “too predictable” and doesn’t have the same spontaneity as it used to. Remind her that you live in a 475-square-foot studio apartment and there’s literally nowhere new to go. Ask her to make enough pasta for you.

The rest of the "positions" are equally familiar to those whose relationships are, shall we say, established. Maybe it's time to either get married already or go somewhere else. -via Digg  

(Image credit: Tami Hills)

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