Creating Art with Microsoft Excel

A cutter for cutting / dressing the ends of leather belts of different width to a desired rounded shape???

hoppy holydays ladie's fit 2XL in the suggested colour

Its the first version of the modern fingernail clipper. It worked but needed lots of adjustments, but it cut all your fingernails at once. The toenail clipper design never worked well though.

T shirt Blue XL 'Remember little zombies, no running'

I have to agree with Berhard, that is what it is. I only wish I could have posted earlier as I enjoy the weekly mind battles.

Craig Clayton

In my follow up thoughts on the belt end machine it is also called strap trim and the end cut pattern is a English Point style as I found on the Tandy leather site.

Seqret Cat Xl

Craig Clayton

A DIY-bris machine. No mohel required!

"Brushed Skull"
Size: L
Color: Natural

Instant Xylophone Maker !
You put a wood board with and a coper plate in between the jaws, pour some salt for harmonics, kick the pedal ... et Voila ! Instant Xylophone ! (sticks not included)

Mom's Going to Flip, light blue, L

It is a finger break for sheet metal bending.

I thought it was some sort of stomp shear.

Simply, A circumcision machine.

Never Grow Up (Science T-Shirt). Small. Black

Forget about what the thing is used for, I'm still trying
to figure out if the chalked number is 108 or 801 !!!

Inside every older person. XL.

It's a really old-fashioned individual hot-dog cooker. Once the dogs are done, they get cut into bite sized pieces (for maximum deliciousness).

never grow up, women's small. black.

This is one of the earliest examples of mass production being applied to the Jewish Bris - or ritual male circumcision! Why, with one of these devices you could circumcise up to thirteen lads at one time and save money to boot! Such a deal!

Look Out Schrodinger's Cat, It's a Trap! - Black - XXL

It is very scary. Please don't hurt me with it!

Remember little zombies, no running Men's large black

It's a perforator? There's one very much like it in the printshop I use.

I'm going to say it is a pirates piano (for those pirates that have only one leg and one arm still attached)

Jung at Heart, L, Pink

Keyboard that belonged to Fatso "The Keyboard Cat" great-great-great-great-great-grandpa Chubbo used in his vaudeville act.

PB Jellyfish, Ladies M, Serene Green

It's a hurdy-girder.

Life on a Farm Med

Maybe a stomp shear for reeds for an organ.

Whoops I forgot a tshirt selection for my guess of "stomp shear for reeds for an organ"
A day without nuclear fusion in black XXL

It's a heavy-metal harpsichord; very heavy-metal.

Life on a farm, med

Fibonacci's sewing machine.

Battle Damage.

While everyone knows George Washington had wooden false teeth, very few know that this machine was the one he used to actually make them. Teeth could be stamped out in varying sizes ranging from "Polite conversation and cucumber sandwiches" (on the left) to "Gonna have me a 7lb Bison steak" (around the middle) to his political battle-teeth "Let's play a game called "Bite Me"... I'll start!" (on the right). By mixing up a set of completely mis-matched teeth, he was also able to confuse the hell out of the British by shouting out random Austin Powers quotes during battle.

Office Guy Shirt & Tie XL

A rare, original "Grahaminator" - an antique device that put those little tiny perforations in graham crackers.

XL Twaggies Logo

A harness cutting machine

PB Jellyfish, Ladies M, Serene Green