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Obituary for a NASCAR Fan

Tim Hopkins of Memphis, Tennessee died last Saturday. His obituary indicates that he's gone home to join legendary race car driver Dale Earnhardt, who died in 2001. Here's the brilliantly written opening sentence of Hopkins's obituary:

Timothy Wayne “Tim” Hopkins, 54, went to be with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Dale Earnhardt to contribute his building and painting expertise to the constructing of many heavenly mansions on Saturday, March 23, 2013, in Memphis.

Link -via Jalopnik | Photo: Darry Moran


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