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Star Trek Wisdom

Is there intelligent life in TV's outer space? You decide.

"Is there anyone on this ship, who, even remotely, looks like Satan?" -Kirk

Tuvok: "The phaser beam would ricochet along an unpredictable path, possibly impacting our ship in the process."
Janeway: "All right, we won't try that."

"Mr. Spock, the women in your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -Kirk

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator." -McCoy

"I must say, there's nothing like the vacuum of space for preserving a handsome corpse." -Doctor

"I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone knives and bearskins." -Spock

"The best diplomat I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank." -Scotty

"Mr. Neelix, do you think you could possibly behave a little less like yourself?" -Tuvok

"What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" -McCoy

"Time travel, from my first day on the job I promised myself I'd never let myself get caught up in one of those God-forsaken paradoxes. The future is the past; the past is the future. It all gives me a headache." -Janeway

"It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent." -Q

Data: "Tell me, are you using a polymer-based neuro-relay to transmit organic nerve impulses to the central processor of my positronic net?"
Borg Queen: "Do you always talk this much?"

"The weak innocents …they always seem to be located on the natural invasion routes." -Kirk

"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer." -McCoy


These quotes reminded me of a video. Continue reading to see it.

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That is one of my favorite Scottyisms. Another great one is from Star Trek III: "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."
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Very much enjoyed the quote:
"Mr. Spock, the women in your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -Kirk
As a woman I do things that don't make sense to me and so do my friends. Very accurate haha
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"The best diplomat I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank."

Ah, glad to hear that good ol' American-style diplomacy survives in 2265.

BTW, great post Miss C!
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