NeatoShop Contest: Predict Life in the Year 2013

It is time, dear readers, to look into the future. Gaze into your crystal balls. Summon your paranomal mental powers to look beyond the thin veil between today and tomorrow.

Behold! This is what I see for the year 2013:

  • In order to outdo herself, Lady Gaga will appear at the Grammys wearing a dress made out of live feral cats.
  • A cheap, easy method of 3D printing cheesecake will appear on the market, leading to a 50% increase in obesity in the United States.
  • Smell-o-vision will be a prolific smartphone app. When someone calls or texts you, rather than hearing an assigned ringtone, you'll smell a particular odor.

What do you see, Neatoramanauts?

This is a contest. Make a prediction about life, society, culture or technology in the year 2013. Leave one prediction per comment, though you may make as many predictions as you like in separate comments.

Take a look around the NeatoShop and select one item there priced under $20. Note your selection with your prediction. Remember to leave your prize selection with your prediction or you forfeit the prize.

The funniest three predictions win. I will announce the winners on Monday. Now go forth, o seers!

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A zombie apocalypse finally ensues. But instead of overtaking the human race, they are trained to perform the choreography from Michael Jackson's Thriller. They then compete and win the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. Lil Mama praises the zombies by saying, "Yo guys. Tonight, you BROUGHT it."

DC Comics Superhero 4-Piece Collector Glass Set
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'2013' - Hidden inside the Recording Department of the secretive Ministry of Truth, Winston Smith skilfully rewrites the past to suit the needs of the Party.
Yet he inwardly rebels against the totalitarian world he lives in, which demands absolute obedience and controls him thru the all-seeing telescreen and the watchful eye of Big Brother, the symbolic head of the party.
In his longing for truth and liberty, Smith realises he is in a time warp, connecting him between 1949, 1984 and 2013, discovering that some truths persist as they are too hard to swallow, yet soon discovers the true price of freedom is wikileaks.

unashamedly George Orwell with a dash of post-modern-pre-irony-fake-nouveau-arent-we-all-suppressed-macbook-hippocrypotymus

'DC Comics Superhero 4-Piece Collector set' :O)
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America goes over the fiscal cliff and the dollar plummets - comic books and baseball cards sky-rocket in value - i get to tell my mother she was wrong about my investments.

Natural Curiosities Dinner plate - fly
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