Merry Christmas, And I Hope You Choke on It

Redditor starsspinningdizzy explains:

For years, my dad put a pizza pan on his Christmas list, and I refused to get it because it was too boring of a gift. This year, I finally broke down and got him one. And I got it engraved.

Christmas dinner is best served with a sprinkling of spite.


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That gift is full of win, especially for somebody who likes to cook and make their own pizza. As boring as kitchen gadgets may seem, those of us who like to cook really dig 'em.
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