A Tasty Christmas Tree Breakfast

Hm.. puppy farted.

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Henrietta's night of doing it "doggie style" has produced an unwelcome result.

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"Foghorn Leghorn will not be pleased."

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Meet the Angelina Jolie of chickens.

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Tired of eating scrambled eggs every day, Henrietta decided to treat her family with a dead puppy for dinner.

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Against Pamela Anderson's wishes, Henrietta would rather wear dead puppy fur than go naked.

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The hen that laid the golden retriever.

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It would seem that the stork has been hitting the bottle hard while making his deliveries.

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After giving birth to a puppy, the hen realized having a one night stand with the farmers dog was a horrible mistake.

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I really misunderstood me when you said you had to give me "dog food" that one time

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Gonzo will not be pleased.

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edit:
I really misunderstood you when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time

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"For some reason this damn puppy refuses to hatch."

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The hen's real chick was not pleased...

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"I shall name him...Rover."

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"This pillow is a lot warmer than the goose feather one I had."

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After killing a puppy, the hen tries to hide the body.

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Henrietta was not amused when it was reavealed that she was punk'd by Ashton Kutcher.

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Hannah was never the same after passing that egg.

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"Don't worry, lil' chick. Go ahead and peck away at the dead puppy. It won't bite."

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He definitely takes after his father.....

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Henrietta doing her best to make a hotdog.

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Beware Genetically Modified Organics! (Still tastes like chicken, though.)

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Henrietta is more than a little disappointed at the guard dog she purchased online from newegg.com.

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Chicken comes first, bitch!

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(chick:) i can has my mom now?

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Kentucky Fried Chicken's unorthodox method for making hotdogs exposed.

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Fearing for his life, this Michael Vick witness goes into the puppy protection program.

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Who's the Topdog now, bitch!

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Chick: Where does he rank in the pecking order?

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FOGHORN: "*points at puppy* You son of a bitch!"

HENRIETTA: "Bawk you!"

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Gene splicing outcomes can be a bitch to perfect.

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Henrietta is not sure if she's just given birth to a Pupkin or Chuppy.

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The San Diego Chicken will not be pleased.

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I'm tired of being cooped up with this bitch!

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The last plan Henrietta hatched was markedly canine.

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Says the hen: "Ok... Ok... enough you guys, will the prankster please come out now?"

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this is the largest egg I have ever laid!!!!!!!!!

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"That's the last time I try to hatch a Cadbury Creme egg."

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I think 'Confused Hen' is funny enough.

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Which one do YOU think came first?

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It's interspecies erotica, jackass

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Mom, I'm over here... You drank too much egg nogg again...

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Hen: Wait a minute! this doesn't feel right...
chick: mom, wtf?

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So, this is why I crossed the road?

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>.O ow...

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Mmm...Feather bed.

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You should have seen the egg!

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Shhh....Don't try to talk. The knife is between your 3rd and 4th rib. Your lung is collapsed. It'll all be over soon. Shhhhh.

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Hatching Eggs Fail: UR Doin It Wrong!

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The dog came first

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The dog came first... and like all men, promptly passed out

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Wow! Nice hat.

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Mum, I know you said Rover was staying over tonight but this is rediculous. Where am I supposed to sleep?

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... Why does Rover get my room?

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Just hours after birth, Baby Chick is disappointed to learn he is not his mother's favorite.

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"you bitch"?

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Evolution.

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"There's nothing worse than being the red-headed step chick..."

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when the puppy wanted to get alid this is wasnt he had in mind

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my special egg

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thats what i call "doggy style"

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hey bird dog, you're on the wrong trail,
hey bird dog, get away from my...chick.

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heyyyy! which one came first. the chick or the pup

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oh my! that was one peck of a party

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OOPS!

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Experienced dogsitter. References available.

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In a nice spanish accent. "Ayeeee Chihuahua"

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I knew from an egg that big that something special was hatching...

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Chicken hot dog!

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"Okay okay...I'll GIVE I promise not to chew on any more chicks!"

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That last one hurt so much coming out, I thought I was having puppies!

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You shoulda seen the EGG...

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Korean Restaurant cover-up attempt: "But we swear it really is chicken!"

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hopefully her new puppy-pedic mattress will end her sleepless nights.

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Little chick: 'Mom, am I adopted?'

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Little chick: "Mum! can we keep it please!"

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Say UNCLE!

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a recent scientific discovery, this picture shows that chickens are quickly realizing that cadavers make good incubators.

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Little Chick:: I told you if you didn't leave be alone my big sister would beat you up.

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Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks.

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"Put the axe down, or the puppy gets it."

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INCUBATION: YER DOIN IT WRONG

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The quick brown fox will be so confused.

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Bugs: 5 cents
Grain: 10 cents
Big Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 Dollars

Realizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless

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Not now, sweetheart. Mother hen is baby'sitting' for the watchdog.

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Whew! That last one felt like it came out sideways!

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Goodmorning, mummy and puppy, the sun is up! Go to bed son, you know I hate to rise early.

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This is a good example as to why it is so important to go to the optometrist

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With the puppy pinned, the chick could now get to work.

Blood was in the air.

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66% of a Tur-puppen OR "Yes, he's your brother."

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"I don't remember the egg being this big when I laid it!"

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"Can you smell what the hen is cooking!!?"

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Hatching the puppy was easy. Laying the egg hurt like hell.

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While the rooster was away, the hen apparently sought the comfort of the milkman.