Effective Tree Cutting Method

Haruspicy is telling the future through animal entrails. :/

"But take this one with a grain of salt..."

Will do! I'm sure the other "mancys" are rock-solid.

I can tell you that if you have a ragged mole that's changing, a visit to the dermatologist is in your future. If not, then a visit to the undertaker may be out there on the horizon.

I practice biomancy, reading future according to people's life status. It works like this:

Q: Are you alive?

A: Yes.

Q: Then you're going to die. Someday.

2:43 PST and no sign of CSICOP cops.

How does a cat lick its own ears?

@Ben Eshbach, these are so ridiculous, need they even bother?

@ted, that's what I thought too ;)