Wearing Your Jabba On Your Sleeve - Neatorama

Jabba may not be very chic while alive, but if you skin him and turn him into a purse, he actually makes quite the stylish fashion accessory. Who knew?

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This is laudable. An ethical hunter uses as much of his kill as he can. Sure, Hutt meat is tasty, but the hide is useful, too.

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Hutt couture at its finest!

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Why don't they focus on the only relevant part. He took TWO SMALL CHESTS. All his other meaningless calculations have to be wrong. He is saying two chests of 5'x5'x5'. That is like two U-Hauls... not chests.

Why not figure out how much loot you can maximally cram into a chest whatever you want to call that volume.

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Only 20 feet wide and 7 feet high? Funny, I always pictured it like Singe's cavern in Dragon's Lair. I guess Dirk was richer than Bilbo.

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More like $7 million or so (300 lbs gold and 300 lbs silver). Anything more then 300lbs each and the chests would break, plus he wouldn't be able to haul them.

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Let's not forget that 2 handled cup that he took home, and got appraised at the Hobbiton Arts Center for 50 million dollars. A priceless elven heirloom that grants everlasting elven life to all those who drink from it.

give it up.

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