How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center of This Bad Boy?

Pshh...more like how many people does it take to get to the center of this 7,000 pound record-breaking lolipop. See's Candy made this chocolate monstrosity to break the record -and boy did they, by almost 500 pounds. As a huge See's fan, I can't help but wish someone would break off a chunk for me.

Link Via Geekosystem