Remember the old joke: What does an 800-pound gorilla do? Anything he wants to! Along those lines, what do you do when an elephant crashes your pool party? Well, you really can't do anything about it, so you may as well watch it on video. Notice how the camera shakes when he takes a step. That's a big elephant. -via I Am Bored
And- how much chlorinated water could he drink before being in danger?