Elephant Crashes Pool Party


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Remember the old joke: What does an 800-pound gorilla do? Anything he wants to! Along those lines, what do you do when an elephant crashes your pool party? Well, you really can't do anything about it, so you may as well watch it on video. Notice how the camera shakes when he takes a step. That's a big elephant. -via I Am Bored

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Someone needs to dub this with a soundtrack describing the elephant's thought process. Something along the lines of "Oh, finally, what a nightmare it was to find the way here, Gladys sure should have given better directions. Yay, the bar, I'll sip up a bit and then find Gladys to congratulate her... Oh wait, this isn't Gladys' birthday party, I don't even know these people. Where am I? Ummm... I'll just act casual and stroll away, nobody will notice."
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Actually, it's an irregular verb patterned after volo. I know, because my Latin I students conjugated it:

yolo, yelle, yolui

present:
yolo
yiss*
yult
yolimus
yultis
yolunt

imperfect: yolebam, etc.
future: yolam, etc.
perfect: yolui, etc.
pluperf.: yolueram, etc.
fut. perf.: yoluero, etc.

* Variable personal ending of enthusiasm. E.g.: Eheu, yissssss
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