Which Witch is Which?

First!

Oh,yeah!?!? Wanna step outside?!?!?!

Idiots

ha ha ha ha ha HI-larious!

I would go outside but the gubments after me for trying to expose the truth. Open your eyes sheeple!

That was great. I'm pretty sure I'm one of those, but I'm not sure which. Actually, I think most people would fall into one of those categories at one time or another.

I would have added the "religious nut" to the list, though. Getting bombarded by obscure, seemingly irrelevant Bible verses is never pleasant... especially if you're not a Christian.

"Religious Nuts" are quite common on Neatorama. In fact, many of those types Internet Commenters sometimes comment on Neatorama. I believe myself to be one of them..

your all gay

@Evil Pundit
Actually there is an apostrophe in "your" ie "you`r" all gay.

In fact all the spelling and grammar in this thread is terrible.

Please goto 'meetingforsex.com' to get a free instructional video.

gay actually means happy

It used to. Nowadays, if you skipped down the street singing, "I'm so lighthearted and gay," you'd be misunderstood.

I couldn't get through it. Was there one about that - people who just skim through and look for the good (i.e. sexy) parts?

Actually the correct spelling is "you're."
As in, "Gee, you're right, the spelling and grammar is horrible. Thanks for adding to the collection."

ITT: Fools.

Did we cover all 8 forms of commenters now?