Missed Connections: Trader Joe Farter - Neatorama

This Craigslist's Missed Connection of a man seeking a certain odoriferous tall brunette he met at Trader Joe's wouldn't have happened if she'd been wearing the anti-fart pad.

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That's hilarious!

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Very funny!

There was a lady at an office I worked at like that, too.

I'm assuming she was part skunk; the West Virgnina side of her family or something.

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hahahaha! this guy should give lessons on how to pick up the ladies (not)

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@Brad -- I wouldn't be surprised if he's successful. I think that pick up artists refer to this tactic as "negging."

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@John Farrier: Word!

++If she was really high on the looks scale, I bet you're right it would work.

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Now if they invent a way to get the food on your plate w/o having to use a utensil that someone else has touched, I'd be happier. Maybe health department could require patron who use buffets and salad bars to wear disposable gloves while handling the utensils. I'd pay an extra $1 a meal to have such a bit of sanitary protection.

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You could bring your own utensils, problem solved!

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