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Furthermore:
1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best deal is the one that makes the most profit.
8. Small print leads to large risk.
11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
34. War is good for business.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
141. Only fools pay retail.
192. Never cheat a Klingon...unless you can get away with it.
Lesson to Klingons: You should never trust a shiny new bat'leth, clearly its worth has never been tested in battle.