PHP Tattoo




Mike M sent photos of his new tat to Geeky Tattoos. They say in PHP programming language "Nothing risked, nothing gained, nothing lost, nothing learned."

Link | Tattoo Artist: Tyson Pederson

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Leave it to a PHP programmer to get fugly code tattooed on his arms.

$gained = !! $ventured;
$learned = !! $lost;

This removes two pointless if statements and the clarity gain is obvious.

Oh well, at least he didn't tattoo a security vulnerability onto his arms -- PHP programmers write more than their fair share of insecure code...
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Solid state is a relatively new technology and still isn't as cheap as an optical drive, about 4x more expensive for the same storage space. That's why it hasn't completely taken off. It will probably replace optical drives eventually, which have surprisingly been around since about the dawn of computers.
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Magnetic strip on your credit card? I would definitely say that tech is obsolete. My card has a magnetic strip and a chip and a tap option but I don't think I've ever used the magnetic strip. Tap is most common in Canada.
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1) the alkaline battery is still less hazardous (it's not even listed as hazardous) than most other battery types we use. Lithium is certainly not better.

2) the DVD is outdated indeed, but the optical drive numbers should at least be from bluray. (Still slower, but much cheaper to produce than solid state cards.) Both should be outdated because we download or stream everything these days.
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