Hide and Seek From the Point of View of a Two Year Old

A bubble wand for prison inmates who don't want to appear like a sissy.

Keep calm and fly casual, XL Black

This is a tool for changing the barrel of a machinegun.

Out of Bubblegum XL blue

flamethrower nozzle

xl the dark side of that's no moon

Captain Hook's bubble wand attachment

Keep calm and fly casual, XL Black

Thats a cleaning rod handle for a .50 CAL machine gun.

Keep calm and fly casual, XXL Black

Fake exhaust pipe to be attachted to cool kids bicyles...
also provided with a footrest for a second kid taking a ride on the bicycle rack
Usually combined with a playing card reaching to the spokes..

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Alice-in-Zombieland

2xl suggested colour

This is the prototype of the manual sonic screwdriver, with thumb-actuated trigger. The internal workings have been removed for other prototypes; as this model was considered impractical, the design feature known as the 'round things' can be clearly seen in future incarnations of the "Tardis", The Doctor's infamous TT Type 40 Mark 3 Tesselecta database
11th quotes XXL

An antique whack-a-whiffle mallet originally found in Chuck-E-Cheese restaurants back in the 80's. It never really caught on because whiffle balls didn't have a good enough weight to them when you smacked them. They changed over to Whack-a-moles shortly after.
Vitruvian Bats Men's Large

The business end of a flame thrower, either that or a suppository installing tool for an elephant.
-Here's Looking at Euclid / 2xl

Oxy-acetelene torch nozzle.

Any tee: dealer's choice.

Megatron's megaphone attachment.
Pounce, XL Ladies Fit, Ice Blue

I believe what we have here today is the remains of a peg leg gun after an unfortunate set of accidental discharges.

Best Friends in S please.

Cyborg Mickey Mouse Billy Club. Cause in the future cutesy disney characters take over.

Kodama Sake XL

The K-Tel Fast Action Pizza Pop Roller. This model allows you to make 8 pops at a time. It looks like heavy metal, but it's actually that styro-foamesque as-seen-on-tv pseudo plastic.

Kodama Sake XL

It's an ear-horn for elder GI Joe's returning from their last tour against the Cobras. Made infamous by the little known by very svelte Grampy Joe.

Kodama Sake XL

It's a combination tool for an M-14 rifle.

A "dumpbell wrench" for circular head nuts and bolts?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Chemists-Glassware
ladie's fit size m suggested colour

I'm pretty sure it's an S&M bicycle seat with a built in fart muzzle compensator.

Rising King xl

It's a megaphone for fire-breathing dragons!

-- I Heart Science XL, Black

"The Exhaust Piper".
Replace your car's exhaust with this and sound like Scotland as you drive !

Refuse Tyranny Obey Cthulhu
Large

Combination cleaning/teardown tool for an M-14 Rifle.
Powered by caffeine- medium please.

It's a summer pegleg for pirates, properly ventilated to ensure adequate airflow and with a hose attachment for sprinkler fun during pirate downtime.

Asterisk - Black Small

Mercenary moles mobilize this borer/flamethrower mechanism to make scarce miscreant mice from their tunnels and burrows.
Pounce, XL Ladies Fit, Ice Blue

multi tool for the m-14/m1a series of rifles.
xl/dealer's choice

It's a silencer for shooting around corners

4xl Kwisatz Haderach, brown

You know how your hands can get really sweaty when you're using a tool for a while? This is just one wrench from the set of a mechanic that suffers from hyperhydrosis.

Best Friends in S, please.

Telescope with silencer.

Serenity Service and Repair Manual , lg,

What a rare find! This is an Ancient Greek, Hephaestus-forged penis-enlarging pump. They say it is blessed by Aphrodite herself. Fun fact, it was once used by Hercules to defeat the Nemean Lion; while most stories claim the lion was strangled, in truth it was beaten to death with Hercules' bless'ed erection.

You got the mask - XL

An unbreakable doobie holder? http://www.neatoshop.com/product/When-Worlds-Collide

The nozzle for a 55 gallon drum of Kraft Easy Cheese® !

Made in America with Irish Parts (Ash Gray, XXL)

A very rare iron traverse ocarina?

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Neatorama-Chemistry-Glassware
Ladies Fit: M, Navy

spark plug wrench