A dozen humans were having a party late Sunday night in Boxford, Massachusetts when several cows charged them, drove them off, then drank up the beer that they left behind. Police came to rescue the precious suds before they completely disappeared:
“I saw one cow drinking the beer on its way down as it spilled off the table,” Lt. Riter reportedly said. “Some of the cows were also picking through the empties in the recycling bin… They just went in and helped themselves.”
The cows' owner came and herded them back home. The cows went peacefully, which is good, because cows tend to be angry drunks.
Link -via The Agitator | Photo: Boxford PD
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Having lunch at the desk, one can lower their head into the padded headrest, and with the aid of a straw, simply inhale/absorb their chosen munchies, while copping a brief nap at the same time.
20 minutes later they could awaken, well fed, well rested, and perform their duties to the satisfaction of all. I know that I would. Please vote for this item as obligatory when next you attend a meeting..irrespective of where you are.