I Like Big (Robotic) Butts and I Can Not Lie!
Oh. My. God! Becky, look at this butt. It's so big. It looks like one of those robots created by Nobuhiro Takahashi of the University of Electro-Communications. But, you know, who understands those robotics professors. They only talk to the butt because it responds to human touch, 'kay? I mean, the butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! It's just so ... robotic!
Like Sir Mix-A-Lot said, I like big (robotic) butts and I can not lie! Robot Got Back. (Via Kotaku, who has the story)
But if robutt doesn't fart, how can it really be self-expressive?
The only decent part was the ad that appeared in the first ten seconds that said "What's the secret to being a great kisser?"
... Robots! Awesome!
Amirite?