The obituary notice for Michael "Flathead" Blanchard has gone viral. It doesn't read like your ordinary, everyday funeral notice.
So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend.
You can read the rest, and leave a message in the guest book (like almost 500 people have already) at the Denver Post. Link -via reddit