Texts From Dog

I haven't had the rest of those conversations with my dog, but I've had the one above many times. If not about crisps, then something else.

He has me well trained. I'm no longer able to eat the last bite of toast without feeling guilty for not offering it to him. I get even by nibbling down the size of the bite first.

I think everybody has this conversation with their dog!

The one where Dogs asks about his mom is hilarious. "So you just hit it and quit it?"