Be assured that the tractor did not originally go as fast as the video does. This pleasant taste of country living is accompanied by the music created for the South Park "Jewelry Polka" sequence. Which will be in your head the rest of the day. -via reddit
I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter
I'm a God fearing hardworking combine driver
Hogging up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug-a-lug-a-lugin 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester.
That would be good to know in case of a zombie invasion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeNc4AHEZso