What's in a Twinkie? the Operatic Version

I was hoping the ingredients would be put to a catchy tune, but this is exactly what I was hoping it wasn't.

And don't tell me, oh- that's just operatic style, because there ARE catchy opera songs. :)

"...a Cougar, a cougar, a cougar..."

The best part was the old lady at the beginning who kept acting as though the host were blocking her view of the show.

I'd rather keep believing that Twinkies are magical and made of love.