Zombie Pandemic Comic from the CDC

Once again, the CDC makes no mention of the necessity of owning a gun and being practiced in its use. Why? WHY?! That's the most fundamental point of zombie attack preparedness.

Well, we know the answer: they'd rather we become pliable sheeple who are dependent upon them for our survival. But even their own comic indicates that the National Guard can't be relied upon to protect us.

When the dead rise, you're on your own. Be ready.

Is that Tuvok in the background?

Kudos to CDC for tuning into public interest for public safety.

I recently developed an interactive zombie survivability by state map at http://www.uptimedatabase.com/mapZombies.cshtml and it was immediately reviewed by all kinds of government agencies.

A summary of the story is here...
http://www.uptimedatabase.com/article-theblaze-followup.cshtml

Bah ha ha, that was great. Too cute.

What they are not telling you is that we are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and we are the zombies. Zombies who refuse to accept that they are really zombies. Our fascination with zombies arises from our projecting our essential nature as zombies onto an external enemy.

All one has to do is produce a LOLCat or Zombify something and boom, we are all jumping on the bandwagon like a pack of lemmings (or zombies, sheep, etc..).

But this "Zombie" craze will fade, as predictably as every other fad, and people will form a new group identity around some other triviality and the whole process will continue. Such predictability of behavior is only really becoming of a Zombie!