Company Offers to Invent Fake Girlfriend Who Will Tweet You

It's a common problem: you'd like to have a girlfriend. So you go out and meet women. And that's when it all pretty much goes downhill.

Now there's a solution, brought to you by software engineer Ricky Robinett. His service sends you tweets from an apparently female person who not only tolerates your company, but actually likes you. Customers can receive messages like these:

"I miss you, honey. xoxo. (:",
"When are you going to come see me?!?! I miss you! :0)",
"I'm lonely ;) ;) hehehe",
"Why don't you leave the boys and come hang out with me?",
"I wish I was with you!!! (0:",
"I just need someone to talk to... Call me?",
"Thanks so much for the pics ;) I'll send some soon (:",
"I *3 you. xoxoxoxo. *3 *3 *3 *3",
"Oh hai! (0:",

Link and Company Website -via Gizmodo

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You would think that you have hit rock bottom when you start a service like this, but you haven't.

You hit rock bottom when you try to stop this service and can find no way other than calling your cell phone provider, and explain to them about how you hired someone to send you fake girl friend tweets. That's the bottom.
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