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The Yeti`s toenail clip?

Access denied xl ladie's fit

It could be a mecical instrument for removing tissue from the human body, such as for removing warts, or even for perrorming Circumcisions or Circumcision-like surgery

Tabac, Alcohol, Firearms, who brings the chips 2XL

It's for making pasta/noodles
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It seems also possible that it is a kitchen device or cultery for opening enclosed edible content, i.e. a egg-cutter, a bone crusher or a kind of pliers for eating Crustaceans...

Tabac, Alcohol, Firearms, .. chips 2X

A Moililator?

Emasculator?

Unicorn Poop XL

For eating crabs-like or lobster-like animals?

Tabaco, Alcohol,.. ... Chips? 2X

Hair crimping/styling iron
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one of those things that people use on maps? i think its called a protractor? haha, either that or a medival device used to cut off peoples arms..

It's a nutcracker for male bogans

It's for cutting tobacco!

meat tenderizer
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It's a garlic press!

telephone wire/cabling tool for separating the strands out
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Torture device from back in the day. Used to cut off toes, fingers and other such appendages.

I forgot to put the t-shirt in my comment :c it's probably too late but here it goes

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!

size M!

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap!

size M!

its a betel nut cracker...
probably Indian as well

How hip, it's a set of steam punk chop sticks!

("The Birds and the Bees" XXL Military Green)

Used for cutting hot glass while glass blowing.

a lemon juicer!

"The Birds and the Bees" XL Military Green)

"The Bar Mitzvah Boy Royale"
Bad Chewie

It's for making button holes
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You've got the picture sideways. It's an old adjustable TV antenna.

Schroedinger's Cat Trap

Its Betel OR Areca Nut Cutter

barb wire rope making/twisting tool
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it's for making pie crusts
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It's an old compass. You dip one end in ink, choose your angle and spin it on paper to draw.

According to Futurama robots celebrate "Robanukah" So in that vein my assumption is this is a device used when 8 days after rolling off the assembly line male robots have their robo-bris

("The Birds and the Bees" XXL Military Green)

I believe it is a cutter for removing the lead covering from old style cable.
Craig Clayton

All though mainly know for his "other" hobby, Jigsaw (from the Saw films) was also an avid crocheter. These would be his chrochet hooks.

("The Birds and the Bees" XXL Military Green)

a Bethel nut slicer? (as it seems to have a blade to cut and nto to crack.... )

Tobacco, Alcohol and Firearms Chips 2X

Hm was too late.. am curious if Anirban or Hemant has it...

Definitely a betel nut cracker, Indian in origin. Many old ladies in Pakistan and India who chew paan have this to cut up their betel nuts.

This is the Bedford C. Pinterbodie patented cone calibrater. After noticing the appalling variety in the diameters and performance of ice cream cones Mr. Pinterbodie invested his life savings in discovering the most efficient diameter and height of the common ice cream cone, culimating in this device to assure ice cream consumption was made with the least amount of wastage and maximum pleasure.

He died penniless in a sanatorium.

T shirt: Dad, the man the myth the legend XL green

Pliers for bending large peices of metal....

Med light blue, when life gives you mold.

A steampunk pac man....

med light blue, when life gives you mold

It's an old-fashioned toaster. Put your bread in, hold it over the fire. Bam. Toast.

It's used for making toast on an open fire.

t-shirt:I Find Your Lack of Mask Disturbing

A penis enlarger for a large farm animal, gotta bring out the big guns to supply our overwight society with more meat..... GO MEAT!

med, light blue, when lie gives you mold

Provided he was still alive......OSAMA'S nose hair trimmers.....

Med, light blue, when life gives you mold.

Are you demonic? Come on admit it, its okay. I was demonic too at your age, until I found this handy "demon docker" at Hel*Mart. Take it from me, Hellboy, the demon docker will have you looking and feeling human in no time* and for only $6.66 this week.

* tail docker sold separately

This message was brought to you by Demonico, maker of fine horn and tail dockers for demons.

Going shirtless this time.

It's an old timey male circumciser. Ouch!

Wizard of Oz Short Version Women's fit XL

Areca nut slicer (for betel preparation)

It's for trimming the ends of cigars???

Look Out Schroedinger's Cat, It's a Trap - size XL

Old fashioned bread slicer

That's How I Roll, X-Large, Tan

"A Portable back scratcher"

Revenge of the Blue Fairy (Navy blue, M)

Letter openers? :)

Pierogi Party Pierogi Maker(by Ronco TM).
Need pierogies fast? Need a lot of them? Can't find an Oma willing to work overtime for free? Use the Ronco Pierogi Party brand pierogi maker to make Oma-quality pierogies the fit into your busy schedule. Pierogi party today!

( http://www.neatoshop.com/product/The-Voices-in-My-Head-Hotel-California...Men's XL) Because they do.

The Jolly Green Giant's Ear/Nose Hair Trimmer
That's How I Roll, X-Large, Tan

Those are the special drumsticks that were made for the failed attempt to allow Mr. Roboto to join Styx on stage.

What happens at Grandma's... XL in blue.

Tobacco cutter, for cutting plug tobacco into slices

a betel nut slicer/cutter

Cousin It's steam-punk hair trimmer

That's How I Roll, X-Large, Tan

Its what that guy from saw uses to eat Chinese food.

Heart Breaker size large pls

It is the special collectible edition Marie Antoinette Barbie Guillotine. Also comes in pink.

Circle of Trust, ladies fit, 2xl, cardinal red

Hemp powered knitting needles. Now we know why Besty Ross' eyes were always so red.

I blame Hipsters, Black Large

My Mohel uses it as a cigar cutter, between circumcisions.

I blame Hipsters, Black Large

It's a garlic press and a lie detector. Once you show the spread-eagle detainee what it does to the garlic, the truth starts spilling out.

I blame Hipsters, Black Large

This heroin-powered compass is responsible for more ship disappearances than the golden triangle.

I blame Hipsters, Black Large

Ren and Stimpy say it's the first history eraser button.

I blame Hipsters, Black Large

It is a tool for mesuring hoof angles.

O Rly Owl Tshirt - M

One of the early designs of the guillotine, on diminutive garden pests. It was later scaled up to human size, as it was discovered that humans were much easier to catch.

Hip Hip Array, XXL

Tesla's first attempt at creating electronic weaponry before he realized that lightening can travel through air.

Love Machine - XL

An angle divider

Stop me before I start making sense. Large/Black

One of the dental devices used in the movie Little Shop of Horrors

Stop me before I start making sense. Large/Black

Nut Slicer.

I have one at home we picked up in Nepal.

I'll post a pic of it later.

I'd say a veteranary castration device.

It´s a nutcracker or cutter/slicer for betelnuts.

It is without saying, the very finest example of one of those I ever saw.
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Gelding shears for unfortunate horses!

Clear conscience sign of bad memory T
ladies medium, black

This device was custom-made to remove the Thing from Donald Trump's head; however since it threatened to write a tell-all memoir if separated, the decision was made to leave it attached

Mmmm... Pi XL

a Tobacco cutter

Flower bunch cutter.
Mmmm... Pi small

the world's most poorly-designed circumcision tool.

Unicorn Poop, ladies fit L, black.

draw plate for forming different gauge wire

A new lock for the gates to hell to make sure Osama bin Laden never gets out!

That thing is still very common in Pakistan and India and they call it "SAROTA", it is a useful tool for cutting Betel Nut in small pieces to chew, It is available in various designs and shapes and commonly available on E-bay http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brass-Betel-Nut-Cutter-Sarota-/250636855556.
In Pakistan and India retail price is around AU$01.

Its a tobacco cutter. Im pretty confident that this is the right answer.

It's a betel nut slicer! My grandma used that implement to slice slivers of betel nut, which she would then wrap in leaves and chew it, not much different like how you would chew tobacco.

An early prototype of the "Thigh Master" !?

Revenge of the Blue Fairy (Navy blue, M)

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