Resumes Way Better Than Your Bullet-Pointed One



Until very recently, I was guilty of a boring, bullet-pointed resume too (I realize that's cool in some industries, but a creative job should call for a creative resume, right?). That being said, mine still doesn't look as good as graphic designer Katie Briggs'. "I haven't been turned down for anything I've applied for with this resume," she said.

Katie's is just one of seven CVs Mashable has rounded up from innovative readers. If you need a little inspiration to give your resume a visual boost, check out the other six.

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maybe "negative jerk" is better than "overly optimistic douchebag".

I'm sure this kind of resume are curious and fun to see for the casual viewer, but keep well in your mind that a professional recruiter, or a company HR, sees this kind of bullshit multiple time on a daily basis.

This is not what we want, not what we need, not what we look for.

Best case, we will give you at most 10 minutes: the time needed to choose a business category, add your formatted resume to our text-searchable database and click a few links of offere you may be interested into.

Worst case (the usual one for infographic resumes), we just delete your entry and sometimes ask for a real resume.

We are not asking for your portfolio. We need your info. We will check your skills and works later on.

Please, note that I was Senior of the Graphic, Media & Architecture business dept in a world class recruitment agency.
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I don't understand why everyone is hating! Constructive criticism is great but making comments just to be hurtful shows the kind of person you really are. This resume is a great start and obviously will evolve as she gains more experience. And if anyone actually read the article it says she's a graphic designer so obviously her resume is going to be different from those who are in science or business professions. Those who leave negative comments are not earning anyone's respect, they just look like negative jerks.
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Words of wisdom right here; Your chances of standing out are actually way lower than the chances of being spotted as a douche.

Keep that in mind as you journey through life or as you are having one of ten interlocking puzzle pieces tattooed to your abdomen.
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I worked in a recruiting agency in France until 2 years ago. We received many "standard" resumes, up to 500 a day. Then we got mailed a bunch of "weird" resumes, that's like 50 per day.
"Weird" meant badly formatted, video discs, infographics (like this one), printed on cardboard, oversize posters, huge books of images and such.

I had to interview a few dozens of those people, and a "weird" resume inevitably was followed by a confused girl -or, less often, kid-, dreaming of her first job in the flamboyant world of media business (as lead art director or creative guru, of course), lacking any practical skill needed in the real world.

Lesson 1) We see a damn lot of "weird" resumes. Keep that firmly in your mind.

Lesson 2)Your chances of standing out are actually way lower than the chances of being spotted as a douche.

Lesson 3) The most common way your resume will "stand out" is by giving away that you are a freshman in the business.
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I can attest that it works. I also live in Canada and regularly toss my empty Tim Hortons coffee cups in Lake Ontario. So far I've had two responses from Hamilton harbour, strangely, they were both from transvestites...
Oh well, something about "Steel City" I guess.
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So the cat throws a sealed, plastic bottle into the ocean. Each time he does a pretentious, self-righteous, rabid environmental hypocrite from a so-called enlightened first-world country decides that they are justified in their continued purchase of any food or beverage sealed in a petroleum-based package as long as they do their part in delivering the refuse to the proper recycling container.

Hypocrites, all. Why not become effectual and proactive by demanding the cessation of the toxic containment of corn-syrup or bottled water or some over-priced juice?

The problem with pollution? The individual irresponsibility of people who want their cake, to eat it, then to tell others how they should eat it, what time, how it should taste, etc. etc. etc.

Stop buying the shit, and manufacturers will cow-tow to demands that will keep their quarterly digits a-poppin'. Half the useless bullshit sold at Walmart is made of petroleum, manufactured by Asian wage-slaves, by a country whose Borg-like masses are way to far removed from sane sensibilities.....because they wanna be like the star-bellied sneetches....That would be y'all, us, we.

Glass is best. Throw it in the ocean and it turns into something the ocean can use. Oh but wait...what would the world be like without plastic??

Go look at some photographs prior to saaaay, 1930. Utilitarian plastics have given the world a rather dull, artless, cheesy look, and has no doubt contributed to the insanity that allows companies whose bulk of revenue comes from the 24-production of it, to continue to operate.

Hooray for this guy throwing empty plastic bottles with messages into the ocean! It's much more cathartic and profitable than lazily buying a bottle of (insert crap here) like some raccoon grabbing a shiny bauble.

Ok, done-*steps off soapbox during derby
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This to me seems like a really cool idea (: it would probably take a couple of years for any of the bottles to return. The fact that he recieved multiple back is mind blowing. I would like to try this one day (: Granted I don't live next to the ocean, but I will include a phone number or possibly my e-mail, and see if I am able to recieve any response. This will go on my bucket list (:
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